22.02.10

When Woods' befouled laundry was exposed to the public after his mysterious Thanksgiving blackness car crash, the story became much bigger than the game he plays. And that will confirm to be great for golf, because all eyes are on Tiger, on and off the course.

Wagering on golf when all is said might get a boost, too. But for now, Woods' uncertain playing status has type a cloud of confusion over oddsmakers. Woods is the betting favorite in every event he plays, but he's not saying if or when he will play this year.

"So much is apprehensive with him," Las Vegas Hilton golf oddsmaker Jeff Sherman said, "who knows what he's doing?"

Woods is reportedly in a sex rehabilitation clinic in Mississippi, where he might be sitting in calmness therapy with white-coated sexologists, watching tapes of Dr. Ruth Westheimer and practicing being staunch to a blow-up doll. That's just a wild guess.

Some people will reason sex addiction is a terrible thing that can destroy lives and relationships. In the specimen of Woods, my opinion is it's a joke and a lame excuse.

Source: Las Vegas Review - Journal

20.02.10

This is a Valentine's Day story for the trailer park community. A normal couple will praise Valentine's Day dinner at Red Lobster, with the lady tastefully dressed in a cocktail fit out and high-heels. A low-life couple will go to the Waffle House, and the man will end getting hit with a spiked-stump by an ex-lover.

The man, to his credit, didn't strike back at the woman while she was pummeling him with her shoe. But when she went out to the parking lot and damaged the man's car, he whip the holy hell out of her. Listen Y'all, never mess with a redneck's car.

The slogan behaviour of this story is quite clear: If you go to a nice restaurant for dinner the ambience will cover subdued lighting, soothing music, and perhaps candles. If you go to Waffle Bawdy-house, don't be surprised if the floor is covered in blood, and you end up needing a link of stitches.

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Source: NewsBlaze

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